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LubeLife Water-Based Fertility Lubricant 2 fl oz bottle

LubeLife

Fertility Lube 2oz - Sperm-Friendly Water-Based Lubricant, Glycerin-Free

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Glycerin-free and unscented, in a 2 oz bottle

Two words matter in how this is described: sperm-friendly and pH-matched. Both are LubeLife's own words about a formula LubeLife built for couples trying to conceive, and we repeat them as the brand's claim rather than as anything we have verified. Nothing we add here is a fertility or medical statement of our own. What follows is what the bottle contains and what it deliberately leaves out.

Glycerin is the ingredient most everyday water-based lubricants are built around, and this one leaves it out entirely, which is worth knowing if you have been reading labels. It is also unscented and unflavoured: no fragrance, no sweetener, nothing added for taste. Made without parabens, sulfates, silicone or fragrance, vegan, and produced in the USA under FDA guidelines. Two fluid ounces, 60 ml.

The handling notes are short. Natural rubber latex and polyisoprene condoms are listed as compatible on the label. It goes on during intercourse, and its whole job is to make the surface slippery. Keep it external, away from the eyes. Afterwards, warm water rinses it off and it leaves no stain. The bottle stores anywhere cool and dry, provided direct sunlight does not reach it.

  • 2 fl oz / 60 ml bottle
  • Water-based formula, made without glycerin
  • Unscented and unflavoured, no added sweetener
  • Brand describes it as sperm-friendly and pH-matched
  • Latex and polyisoprene condom compatible, per label
  • External use only; keep from eyes

Free curbside pickup in Miami is there if you would rather collect it yourself, though for an SW 15th Road address it is usually simpler to have it brought up.

A closer look

Two Ounces  /  Not Eight

The small bottle,
and why it is small


Every other LubeLife bottle on this shelf is 8 fl oz. This one is 2, and that is deliberate: it is not the everyday bottle, it is the one you reach for during a specific stretch of the month. Different formula, different job, different size.

LubeLife fertility lubricant 2 fl oz bottle

Side By Side  /  This One Against The Everyday One

Six differences
worth knowing


Both are water-based, both are made by LubeLife in the USA, and both wash off with warm water. Everything else about them is a deliberate choice in a different direction.

This bottle vs the everyday bottle
DifferenceDetail
Size2 fl oz here against 8 fl oz for the everyday range
GlycerinLeft out of this one. It is a core ingredient in most of the standard bottles
Scent and flavourNeither. No fragrance and no sweetener at all, where the flavoured range is built around both
SiliconeNone. The hybrid bottles blend silicone into water; this is pure water base
Intended forCouples trying to conceive. LubeLife describes it as sperm-friendly and pH-matched
Where it livesA bedside drawer during the relevant weeks, rather than a permanent bathroom fixture

Descriptions of how the formula behaves are LubeLife's own, taken from the bottle and the brand's product information.

Nine Ingredients  /  The Whole List

Short enough to
print in a sentence


Water, propylene glycol, hydroxyethylcellulose, fructose, arabinogalactan, sodium phosphate, salt, potassium phosphate and chlorphenesin. That is the complete formula, and the photograph below is the label it is printed on.

Back label of LubeLife fertility lubricant with the full ingredient list
Directions · Ingredients
LubeLife fertility lubricant beside a pregnancy test
2 Fl Oz · 60 ml

Practical  /  Four Lines

Everything else
on the label


  • Use

    Apply during intercourse for a slippery surface. External use only, and keep it away from the eyes.

  • Condoms

    The label lists natural rubber latex and polyisoprene.

  • Clean-up

    Warm water. Non-staining, so sheets and skin come clean without soap.

  • Origin

    Made in the USA under FDA guidelines. Vegan formula.

Fertility Lube 2oz - Sperm-Friendly Water-Based Lubricant, Glycerin-Free — Delivered to Brickell in 69 Minutes

Order before 8 PM Eastern and your fertility lube 2oz - sperm-friendly water-based lubricant, glycerin-free ships same-day to any Brickell address. Plain unmarked packaging. Generic billing descriptor. Concierge handoff or direct-to-unit, your call. Brickell is 1.5 square miles, so most addresses are 15-20 minutes from our courier's last drop.

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Every Brickell tower is in our zone. Icon Brickell, Brickell Flatiron, Echo, 1010 Brickell, Brickell Heights, SLS LUX, MyBrickell. Concierges accept guest packages routinely; protocols vary by building and we follow each one.

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